Let me guess...

It isn't easy being a Whiterun guard. My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get stuck with?

My housemates play the fuck out of Skyrim. Personally I'm content just watching. It is interesting, but I'll leave them to play it.
 Edit: Oh how the times have changed. I've done three different playthroughs already--and not one of them ever finished the main quest or any of the other major storylines... *sigh*

Yes, that's supposed to be Mila and Braith. Sure Braith picks on everybody, but I would assume she and Mila especially don't get along too well.