Stolen from this guy: ~StormRider24

British
[] You drink a lot of tea. (uh…EW.)
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (Yes. British slang is fun)
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
Total:1

Australian
[] you wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops thongs not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[X] You're a sports fanatic. (Baseball, yes.)
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something
Total:2

Italian (I’m half, actually)
[] The Sopranos is a great show. (y’know, I never actually saw it)
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Cavallero)
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (so does Mom)
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Dark hair, yes. Eyes: Blue.)
[X] You speak some Italian. (piccolo)
[] You are under 5’10’’ (6’2” )
[X] you know what an Italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (and HOW!)
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total:7

Spanish
[] you say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some. (un poquito)
[X] You like tacos.
[] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (I figured that just what annoying little girls do)
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Pita is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (and then trip over my words)
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total:4 (some of this could go for us dagos, too)

Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered. (What, Me worry?!)
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily. (You would think Russians WOULDN’T get cold easily)
[] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time. (Dude, I’m a GUY.)
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total:2

Irish
[] You think beer is the best. (NO. Children, listen, I dunno what the hype is about beer. Trust me—it sucks. I’ll tell you exactly what it tastes like: a mixture of Grass and urine.)
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (1/8th Irish. Go fig.)
[] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total:2

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually. (Never. Hate that word, and all derivatives of it.)
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap. (oh HELL no. maybe back when it made sense, but now? Nuh-uh.)
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (He’s a lot of things; don’t get me started on him.)
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total:3

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot. (Not by itself)
[] You are good at math. (HA!)
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 0

German
[] You like bread. (Only if there’s two slices of it, and there are one or more pieces of meat in between them.)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. (But Ghirardelli is better)
[] You Speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school. (IIRC, it was required when I was a kid.)
[x] You're over 5'2
Total:4

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer. (didn’t I just rant about this?)
[] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total:0

American
[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Wal-Mart. (Target and K-Mart. Please, I refuse to be another brick in the Wal. Besides, there isn’t one around here anyway [SHOCKER!!!])
[X] You think this survey is rather biased. (As soon as we got to the American section, yeah.)
Total:3

Wow. I’m more Italian than I am American.

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